went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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