He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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