Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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