this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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