Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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