it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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