Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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