Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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