My underwear smells like fireworks.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
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