Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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