At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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