...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
so let's talk penis.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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