Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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