Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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