Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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