I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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