Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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