its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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