Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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