we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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