somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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