I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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