Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I'm always down for nudity.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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