During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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