What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Randomize
