my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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