is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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