Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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