So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Im part way to drunk.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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