I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
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