I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
is wine microwaveable?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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