is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
