I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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