wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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