The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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