it's too hot outside to masturbate.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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