Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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