sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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