I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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