I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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