Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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