so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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