Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
The ass gains better be worth it
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