it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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