I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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