does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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