Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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