you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Green mimosas i think yes
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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