There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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