you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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