It was confusing and full of hummus
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I just want nice things and good sex
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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